~Quotes~

Here's a collection of quotes; some fun, some sweet.
They're not exactly original, I stole them all from somewhere. If you know any more that you think are nice/fun,e-mail me.
Or just e-mail me for no reason at all. Whatever.




Fun Quotes
Sweet Quotes


Fun Quotes

*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
*A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
*A day without sunshine is like night.
*According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
*A certain amount of craziness is needed in order to be sane
*Are the voices in my head bothering you?
*As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools (so true!)
*Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
*I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
*If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
*I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
*I'm a cat person. No, I mean I'm half-cat half-human... (that's meeee!!)
*Just because you're paranoid doesn'tmeanthat they're not out to get you!
*Life is a terminal disease!
*Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!
*Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
*The face is familiar, but I can't quite remember my name
*The more things change, the more they remain insane.
*There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
*The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Ok, so most of these came off a list of bumper stickers.. and I kinda went through quickly so there are probably some I missed.
I'll go back and check eventually, and add some better ones, take off some less amusing ones....
Eventually tho. I'm procrastinating, and now I'm procrastinating while procrastinating.


Sweet Quotes

*In memory's golden casket, drop one pearl for me
*Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? And I can fly higher than an eagle, 'cause you are the wind beneath my wings
*As we go on we'll remember all the times we had together, and as our lives change, come whatever, we will still be friends forever
*Keep smiling, keep shining knowing you can always count on me, for sure, that's what friends are for
*If every word I said could make you laugh, I'd talk forever
*You are always gonna be my love, itsuka darekato mata koini ochitemo, I'll remember to love, you taught me how... Now and forever you will be the one, itsumo anata dakeno bashoga arukara, I hope that I have a place in your heart too

uhhh... I need to find more of these. It's 2 am, and I'm too lazy to go look now.



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